#1
He will occasionally (usually when I’m not around to be appalled) eat dry tortellini straight out of the bag when he’s reading in bed. Dry. Tortellini.
#2
My boyfriend sleep talks, yells, sings, and laughs. I’ve woken up in a panic thinking someone was breaking in because he had yelled at the top of his lungs “WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE” just to look over seconds later and see him with his eyes closed and mouth wide open.
#3
While I’m cooking, he insists on opening the goddamn oven MULTIPLE TIMES to check if it’s ready. Makes me homicidal.
#4
My partner is incapable of going to bed without checking every lock on the doors and every window, even if we’ve already done it 5 times before.
#5
My partner secretly freaks out whenever I’m cooking and the stove is set any higher than medium-low. If I walk away for more than one second, he would turn it down and doesn’t say anything.
#6
My partner wanted to put all the cutlery just straight into a drawer without any divides between knives, forks and spoons. Just… All in there in a mess.
#7
My partner refuses to throw out their worn-out shoes, even though they have 4 pairs of identical new ones in the closet.
#8
My girlfriend is an absolute weirdo about her towels. She will ONLY use a towel once and then wash it, even if it’s dry and hasn’t been used for more than a minute.
#9
My partner is obsessed with collecting restaurant menus. Like, she has stacks of them and just keeps them in a drawer in the kitchen.
#11
My husband doesn’t have a concept of personal space. He’ll lean into your personal space to talk to you, or when he’s mad, he’ll step really close and just stare at you.
#12
My girlfriend talks in her sleep, and sometimes she just says the most random, nonsensical things. I’ve had full conversations with her while she’s asleep and didn’t even realize until the morning.
#13
He talks to his plants like they’re people, and they have names. He even apologizes to them if he forgets to water them.
#14
My husband doesn’t fold his towels the correct way. He just shoves them in the cupboard and calls it good.
#15
My partner has a weird habit of keeping every piece of paper that comes into the house. Receipts, junk mail, anything. It’s like his own personal hoard.
#16
My boyfriend keeps a binder full of all his old schoolwork, even from elementary school. It’s… excessive.
#17
My partner has a pet rock collection. It’s very specific, and they’re all from places we’ve visited. It’s cute but kind of strange.
#18
My girlfriend insists on using three separate cups when she drinks a single glass of water. One for water, one for ice, and one for the straw.
#19
My husband absolutely refuses to eat any food if it touches anything else on the plate. If two things touch, he’ll just leave them and not eat them.
#20
My partner has to smell everything before eating it. Like, everything. If we’re eating something new, he has to take a deep sniff first.
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